These Funny Amputees May Have Lost Their Limbs, But Not Their Sense Of Humor

James Loftus - May 26, 2022
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For those of us who have never experienced the physical and psychological pain of losing a limb, it is hard to comprehend how devastating it can be. It’s truly remarkable to witness how individuals who have lost a limb have adapted and maintained their remarkable sense of humor, even when faced with adversity. For some of the best dark humor you will ever see, read on!

Despite the harsh reality of losing his right arm and breaking his left hand, this good-looking guy hasn’t let it dampen his sense of humor. His friend gifted him the best T-shirt ever, and we admire how he continues to keep his spirits high. Perhaps this is his punishment for breaking his good hand. He couldn’t get dressed on his own, so his buddy offered to help him with this clever tee! This is how a person needs to handle things that are out of their control.

Seeing his missing arm prompts us to ponder how frequently individuals extend their hand for a handshake, only to realize midway that it’s not possible.

While we understand the desire for quick results, this individual’s impatience reached a new level when they purchased a hand-restoring cream and expected instantaneous improvement. Instead, they gave up within the first few minutes. Don’t they know that it takes at least 2 or 3 applications before the fingers start to sprout? It’s possible that they overlooked the instructions on the back of the cream container that clearly stated to “use both hands to apply the cream evenly.”

It reminds us of the Deadpool scene in which Ryan Reynolds has baby legs. One could make the joke that if this cream were pricey, the individual had to pay an arm and a leg for it.

10/10 for Attitude

We are pretty sure this stunning lady will have no trouble gaining a competitive advantage in this shallow world. However, what truly captivates us about her is her remarkable sense of humor. In case you’re unfamiliar with her, allow us to introduce Paola Antonini, a Brazilian beauty who serves as an inspiration to many.

This picture was taken about 4 years ago, and since it was taken her following grew to 2.7 million followers on Instagram. With a bright smile on her face, she has wholeheartedly embraced her reality and is ready to conquer the world. More power to you, girl!

Josh Sundquist creates a new Halloween outfit every year. At the tender age of nine, he was diagnosed with cancer and given a 50% chance of survival. Despite losing a limb during treatment, he successfully overcame cancer at thirteen and went on to ski-race by the age of sixteen. Sundquist is now a motivational speaker known for his clever amputation-themed Halloween costumes. According to him, the best way to deal with social discomfort is by having a sense of humor.

This one-legged legend knows how to impress and win everyone’s hearts with an epic Halloween costume every holiday season. This highlights the fact that individuals with disabilities or amputees can be just as formidable on Halloween as anyone else.

After losing his leg, this individual shared a photo on Facebook a few months later. We believe that humor has the power to improve our world. We may be irritated, sad, or angry about something in life, but sometimes all we need is a little humor to lift our spirits. We admired how quickly this man adapted to the loss of his leg.

In fact, he made it pretty obvious that he doesn’t care about it anymore. That’s the spirit everyone needs. And we love the shark as well. Honestly, it is a thousand times better than what we get to see in the Sharknado film series.

This man’s T-shirt seems to bestow upon him a kind of magic, allowing him to express his thoughts without uttering a word. And is it just us, or does this guy look a lot like Walter White from Breaking Bad? Maybe Walter White did not die from a gunshot wound and simply lost his leg.

Instead of enjoying his retirement years as a universal meth lab kingpin, he could be doing something else. What a legend! Jokes aside, maybe amputees should start wearing more savage shirts like this one. It gives a clear message not to mess with them.

We have to acknowledge McDonald’s effort, don’t we? Let’s give them a big round of applause for coming up with this slogan. We guess they just couldn’t come up with a decent slogan that was meant for everyone. Imagine gifting a bald person with hair conditioner. It would be extremely harsh and insensitive, wouldn’t it?

McDonald’s made a serious mistake and should consider issuing an official apology for it. On the other hand, no pun intended, this photo made us hungry. It could be an honest mistake from McDonald’s, so we need to cut them some slack.

Meet Angel Giuffria, a talented woman who wears many hats – actor, public speaker, philanthropist, and model. Born with a genetic condition, she doesn’t have a left hand, but that hasn’t stopped her from pursuing her dreams. She was fitted with a passive prosthesis at the age of six weeks, and at the age of five months, she moved to a myoelectric prosthetic hand. She’s made appearances on hit shows like NBC’s Chicago Med and CBS’ FBI Most Wanted, as well as in movies like The Accountant.

Today, Giuffria has been making her way through the entertainment industry. We have to give credit where credit is due. This cyborg queen has done an outstanding job. Her sense of humor is remarkable, and it’s evident that she’s passionate about her work.

One of the reasons that people of all ages look forward to Halloween is the opportunity to dress up in their most imaginative costumes. The objective should be to make the attire distinctive from the rest, and that’s where people’s inventiveness, resourcefulness, and humor come into play. Take this guy for example, who created a hilarious Halloween costume of Buzz Lightyear as Mrs. Nesbitt. We hope you all remember this scene from Toy Story!

Perhaps he’s conveying the message, “One moment, you’re saving the entire galaxy, and the next thing you know, you’re sipping Darjeeling tea with Marie Antoinette… and her little sister.” What a remarkable costume! The unforgettable Mrs. Nesbitt interpretation of Buzz Lightyear should always be remembered!

Although born without legs, this person’s great sense of humor more than makes up for any lack of running ability. There is no denying that people like this young fella are an inspiration to a lot of people out there. What distinguishes these individuals is their ability to adapt to misfortune and keep a sense of humor throughout it all.

It’s even better for them if they can troll others while doing so. Nevertheless, we cannot overlook the fact that he seems to be wearing a fanny pack, for which we believe there is no excuse. Legs or no legs, no one should be allowed to wear a fanny pack.

Being an amputee provides a unique opportunity to play practical jokes on kids at the beach, which can be quite entertaining. It’s definitely a humorous aspect of the situation. When the beach was crowded with people, this individual managed to carry off a prank that most probably scarred these kids for life. The experience could potentially traumatize the children and discourage them from visiting the beach in the future.

It’s intriguing to wonder about the thoughts and reactions of these young kids. To make it more fun (or scary), he should hop out of the water and yell, “SHARK ATE MY LEG!!!” We have a sense that children nowadays are quite advanced for their years, so it’s possible that some of them might grab the prosthetic limb and make a quick getaway.

Upon encountering a T-Rex at the amusement park, this woman instinctively knew what action to take. It’s not entirely surprising, given the circumstances. This is usually what happens when someone enters a T-Rex enclosure. The situation is dire, as it can result in the loss of a limb or even a life. Hasn’t she seen Jurassic Park? Dinosaur movies have taught us that a T-Rex is not to be trusted under any circumstances.

Imagine if dinosaurs still existed and this actually happened to people! How do these people come up with such hilarious ideas? Do they wander around seeking out frightening sights to pose with?

A Beautiful Snow Angel

We always thought that making a snow angel requires the use of both arms and legs. However, this individual has proven that limitations are merely a mindset and anything can be accomplished. All we have to do is look at things differently and be positive. Instead of crying about his misfortune, he is enjoying life, and what’s more enjoyable than a snow angel, right? Snowmen are delightful and entertaining, eliciting childlike wonder in people.

It’s surprising how endearing it can be to witness a grown man frolicking in the snow. This individual, like many others, finds joy in the snow.

Despite losing his leg in Afghanistan, this veteran still knows how to have a good time. He has adapted remarkably to life with a prosthetic limb, particularly when it comes to socializing with his buddies over a drink. He just wants everyone to know that there is no need for a wimpy cup holder when a prosthetic leg can do the job just fine.

More power to you, cup-holder-less man. It’s safe to say that he made the best out of a challenging situation and used his prosthetic limb as a cup holder for his lemonade. He’s truly admirable!

Oh boy, this is the best tattoo we have seen in a long time. This gentleman appears to possess everything one could want in life, except for a limb. However, he still maintains a great sense of humor and boasts a trendy tattoo. With this tattoo, he’s telling the world that he knows exactly how to deal with his unusual circumstances and truly come out on top.

We wish everyone had such a positive outlook on life. It’s intriguing to consider whether these prosthetics could be used for exercise. Based on the muscular calf of this individual, it appears that he is in excellent physical condition!

Real Or Fake?

This is how a girl with one arm demonstrates her excellent sense of humor. Her wit and dark humor are so impressive that we would love to befriend her! We hope that no one ever questions the authenticity of the top statement, but if anyone tries to question the bottom statement, they should seriously get their eyes checked, pronto.

To clarify for our readers, she is referring to the shirt that is made of genuine cotton rather than synthetic polyester. We thought some people might not get what she’s saying. We’ll just walk away now.

Christmas has arrived, and this attractive gentleman has received the ultimate present from his brother, a gift that speaks volumes. His brother could’ve gifted him anything in the world, but he decided to troll him a little. After all, no one likes chocolates, books, or even PS5 anymore, right? Sometimes trolling can be the most affectionate way to express your care for someone.

It’s evident from his expression that he adored the gift. If this brother doesn’t like his Christmas present, he should know that his brother was just pulling his leg. We’ll let ourselves out.

This is what happens when someone fails to do leg day at the gym. There’s no need to be too hard on yourself for committing a common error, my friend! Alternatively, perhaps he is simply thrilled that his muscle pain has vanished. This just goes to show how some soldiers fight for their country and lose almost everything, but not their sense of humor. Our admiration for these courageous individuals knows no bounds.

It’s truly inspiring to witness people like this gentleman having a great time and refusing to be held back by any obstacle.

Although we tried to contain our amusement, we couldn’t help but laugh at this playful tattoo. While severe injuries are never a laughing matter, it’s fantastic how some people approach them with a lighthearted attitude as a way to cope. This person stole the show with just this single-worded tattoo that was perfectly executed. Even if this is their only tattoo, they don’t need anything else.

This is tattoo gold. Due to the absence of their finger, wearing rings or similar items is not feasible for them. Nonetheless, they appear to be content with the situation.

In light of the ongoing pandemic, it has become increasingly common for individuals to explore additional income-generating opportunities, and this particular idea appears to be the most promising one yet. He got tired of telling the story of how he lost his leg over and over again, so he thought, why not charge people money for it? People are interested in how he lost his leg and this can either stop them from asking, or earn him so much welcome cash.

Irrespective of our knowledge of his whereabouts, we would never disclose the information as we believe that he deserves to be compensated for his hard work.

The artistry displayed in this realistic tattoo transcends traditional body art, taking it to a whole new level. It’s as if the man’s shoulder stump was always destined to become a magnificent dolphin. During his childhood, this man was involved in a rare accident that resulted in the loss of his arm. For many years, he hated the stump. However, everything changed when he had this incredibly lifelike dolphin tattooed on his shoulder.

We can only imagine the numerous compliments he must have received for this masterpiece. So now that this guy has one cool tattoo, he’ll always have a buddy with him wherever he goes. We don’t know if real dolphins would approve of it, but we love it.

In recent years, there has been a significant rise in tuition fees. This girl’s accomplishment of obtaining her degree despite spending $45k and losing a leg deserves additional recognition. Despite the fact that she said that she is not a big fan of decorated graduation caps, she saw a big opportunity to make the joke. She seized the opportunity with great enthusiasm, and it’s admirable how she continued to wear platform wedges even with one leg!

That kind of spirit is an inspiration to us all. We have huge respect for her for graduating despite the hardships. Some people don’t graduate even with two good legs.

Meet Brad Ivanchan, a marine veteran whose life took a drastic turn after losing both legs in Afghanistan. Though grateful to be alive, he returned home significantly different from when he left years prior. He was in a near-fatal explosion that led to double amputation. Yet, he was so determined to recover that he learned how to walk using prosthetic legs in just two months.

Unfortunately, in 2015, he contracted an infection that required multiple surgeries and ultimately caused him to return to using a wheelchair. He doesn’t have his legs, and yet he looks more ripped than most people.

We’re quite curious about how this individual spends their free time, given the adventurous life they have lived thus far. However, it appears that they have grown weary of repeatedly answering the same inquiries. With a tattoo like one of these, he can answer the question even before people open their mouths to ask! Undoubtedly, these tattoos may spark more inquiries than the actual amputations, but they do make for excellent conversation starters at the very least.

Honestly, we would love to know the story behind these. This guy should wear a shirt that has “Amputation Story for $10” and earn some extra cash on the side.

And It Isn’t Coming Back!

This individual may consider themselves fortunate that one of their “little piggies” went to the market while the others “stayed at home.” Perhaps they had a premonition that the departed digit would not return. So, he got this tattoo to honor his missing big toe. After looking at it, we think they should encourage all amputees to get tattoos. In fact, there should be a fundraiser to assist amputees in getting the tattoos of their choice.

We believe that a hilarious tattoo is not only a good conversation starter but also helps fight the psychological and social effects of amputation. Or at least we hope so!

It’s incredible how a single prosthetic leg and a bit of fake blood can cause such a stir. Initially, we assumed that the girl in the picnic dress was preparing for a barbecue, but then we noticed the prosthetic limb. According to this girl, her family is pretty morbid and they make awful jokes about her missing a leg all the time (she finds them hilarious). One day she went to the Spirit Halloween store with her mother and found a fake leg. So, they came up with this freaky photoshoot.

According to her, there’s no point in idling around when they can easily spook random people with a single photo. Although the image is eerie, we find it quite intriguing. Honestly, we have fallen in love with this girl’s sense of humor. Another reason to love her is that she looks a lot like Katy Perry!

This is absolutely hilarious! It’s a perfect example of irony at its finest. The husband lost an arm, and as a Christmas present, he received gloves. The wife had a double mastectomy, so she received a bra. It seems like someone didn’t update their Amazon Christmas wish list before sending gifts to this beautiful couple.

Let’s hope that wasn’t their only gift for the day! Of course, we’re only kidding. They should exchange those gifts between them. Have her wear the gloves and him wear the bra. They would probably both look lovely.

Now this is badass. When it comes to Halloween, amputees can take the game to the next level. Take, for instance, this warrior who selected the classic horror movie “Army of Darkness” and brandished a chainsaw. This brilliant costume idea perfectly demonstrates that amputees’ sense of humor and creativity extends way further than our physical limits.

They are the real deal. They are the ultimate warriors! We have no doubt that not only will she vanquish the army of darkness, but she will also be the savior of the world in the event of a zombie apocalypse.

‘Attacked By A Shark’ Halloween Costume

We often try our best to forget bad memories. While it’s understandable to suppress traumatic memories that trigger anxiety, this particular individual who miraculously escaped from the jaws of a shark doesn’t mind reenacting the incident that occurred on that fateful day. Although that shark filled its belly with this person’s body parts, he is not going to let that event haunt him forever. Instead, he has embraced his fears with a hilarious Halloween costume and we love it.

Some may argue that it’s an overly graphic Halloween costume, and we would have to concur. Nonetheless, there are times when we must express ourselves, and this is how this individual chose to do so.

Where’s the joy in donning a Halloween costume without the participation of children? This picture is impeccable, from the crime scene tape to the bones scattered on the ground. We love the faces of her daughters; they are absolutely priceless. Did anyone notice Jason Voorhees’s name on the tombstone? It’s possible that he used his machete to sever her leg. We’re willing to wager that this mother and daughter will emerge victorious in their battle against Jason.

Sense of humor is a great thing to get a person through difficult situations. It’s heartening to see this mother teaching her daughters that life can still be good despite facing challenges. She’s doing commendable work in that regard.

An Amputee Vet With A Sense of Humor

This veteran lost his leg and might have let the traumatic incident take his sense of humor too. However, he didn’t let that incident dictate the way he wanted to live his life. Some might say he took the bones out of his leg and put them in this prosthetic leg, and it does seem like he knows how to utilize his resources.

It should be clarified that he is not the viral TikTok user known as Jon-Jon, who has amassed a vast collection of human cartilage. One thing we know for sure is that no one should mess with this bad boy. He has seen it all and there’s no point in picking a fight with him.

While we acknowledge that this man did not choose to be an amputee, we’re curious as to why he got this tattoo. Is he aware that the permanent ink will appear odd and awkward once his limb grows back? Jokes aside, he knows that amputation is permanent so why not get a tattoo about it that is permanent too. If anyone asks us, we think Stumpy looks super cool.

The sole issue with this tattoo is the absence of an apostrophe. Here’s a suggestion: instead of getting the tattoo, he could have opted to affix a sticker on his prosthetic leg that reads “My Other Leg Got Me Into This Mess.”

Zombie On Wheels

We’ve witnessed how amputees can conjure up clever and ingenious costumes that only they can execute. Whether it’s incorporating their wheelchair or missing limb, or transforming themselves into a lamp, amputees have a knack for devising witty ways to revel in the Halloween spirit. Take an example of this human flesh-eating zombie. It seems like she has started eating humans before the start of the apocalypse.

She looks all prepared for the end of the days. Such is her character that zombies around her look fake. We also have a hunch that she appears to be someone who’s always geared up for a zombie crawl.

He Knows How To Put His Prosthetic to Good Use

This veteran amputee is handling things with exceptional poise and expertise. He understands the key formula for hitting the target: putting his foot down and then putting his best foot forward. We’re willing to bet that even his adversaries feel intimidated by him. Legend has it that one time he was ready to shoot his enemy in this stance and something strange happened. The enemy gave him a salute because of his ingenuity when it comes to using a prosthetic leg.

We fabricated this story, but it wouldn’t surprise us if it were true. After all, who wouldn’t pause for a moment to acknowledge the sacrifices he made for his country (except for his enemies)?

So finally, we have an entry on our list of an amputee with a pirate leg. While we recognize that a pirate costume is the most typical choice for an amputee, we dare anyone out there to devise a better pirate ensemble than this one. It seems like no one, absolutely no one can pull off the pirate costume like an amputee.

Honestly, these amputees are making it so unfair for two-legged freaks like us. By now, it should be evident that amputees are a thousand times more adept than those of us with two legs, particularly in regards to Halloween costumes and humor.

Oh boy, the scale on this is hilarious. Is he asking his wife, “Honey, is my leg looking a bit small here?” We find it fascinating how these amputees come up with such hilarious idealist’s truly uplifting to witness their happiness, considering that numerous amputees encounter financial challenges due to insurance companies being miserly when it comes to prosthetic legs. A significant number of amputees are obligated to bear a considerable portion of the expense for their prosthetic limb, which can vary in cost from $10,000 to $50,000.

We have massive respect for amputees for not letting physical, mental, and financial hardships take down their humor.

Dude, Where's My Leg?

Out of the numerous amputees who have donned this shirt over the years, this particular individual is the undisputed champion. We should also note that many amputees have worn this t-shirt and appeared phenomenal in it. Why is she so special? It is not simply because she is attractive that people are drawn to her. She is really rocking the Staying Alive pose from the 1970sWe now firmly believe that every leg amputee should own this t-shirt.

We don’t know the reason behind her amputation, but we feel that she used to dance a lot. One can hope that she hasn’t stopped dancing even now.

This amputee’s prosthetic leg is made with Lego bricks. While waiting for his actual prosthetic to be constructed, one amputee constructed a functioning leg out of Lego pieces, but it was uncomfortable. On the other hand, this woman has a unique Lego prosthesis that appears exceptionally impressive. Her name is Christina Stephens, a practicing occupational therapist and clinical researcher who lost her foot after a crush injury. She built herself a working prosthetic leg out of Lego. When questioned about why she chose to create a Lego prosthetic, she responded by saying, “A colleague in my research lab jokingly proposed that I construct a prosthetic leg out of Legos.

The joke’s on them, though, because I went home and did it.” She also advised against attempting this at home, as she doesn’t want others to risk falling and injuring themselves.

A Giant Thumb

When life gives a limb loss, make a giant thumb. Some people might love it, while others may feel that it crosses the line. It’s important to recognize that this was a unique way for the amputee to cope with the loss of their hand. Everyone has a different taste when it comes to getting a tattoo.

They could have gone with something else, but they went for this one and we are so happy for them. We do acknowledge that some individuals may perceive this giant thumb as a middle finger, but we hope that such an interpretation is not the case.

As we have seen, some individuals have gotten tattoos to explain their amputations, but that is not the case for this particular individual. This guy doesn’t have to explain anything about what happened to his arm. Instead of getting mad at the shark who tore off his arm, he came to terms with his nemesis and used the little stub on his shoulder to create a genius shark nose.

He took it one step further and got a tattoo that speaks for itself. Maybe he was tired of repeating the same story about his incident. We admire that he respects the power of nature and is not angry at the shark for doing something that comes naturally to it.

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