The Dog Poop Wars: How One Passive-Aggressive Neighbor Made a Stink
Frustrated by his neighbor’s neglectful dog, this passive aggressive neighbor takes matters into his own hands by causing a real stink. His neighbor’s dog poops by his front door every morning. The dog is never on a leash and just poops anywhere it pleases. The owners don’t care. They have even watched the dog poop ON HIS DRIVEWAY and did absolutely nothing to clean it up. So. He did the next logical thing: “I wait until they’re not home, get my trusty mini shovel, scoop the poop up and fling it across the street at their front door. Sometimes I hit it. Sometimes I don’t. But they are always left with dog poop on their front porch one way or another. This dog is not a small dog mind you. I get some velocity behind these turds.”
