
A Party Guest Ate Their Friend’s Pet Goldfish to Try to Impress a Girl
A user named CaitieGonzo threw a party in her apartment, and one of the house guests did the unthinkable. “Back in college my roommates and I hosted a birthday party at our apartment. Earlier that day we gave her a pet goldfish. Our friend Mike decided he needed to find a way to impress our friend Darla. Mike tries every lame joke and pick up line on Darla and fails. Then he sees the goldfish in his tank and scoops him up in his hand. He says, “Check this out, Darla!” Then plops the fish into his mouth and swallows it alive. My roommate and I immediately rush over and start trying to make Mike puke the fish back up. Darla quickly makes for the door and leaves the party. Sadly that fish met its doom in Mike’s stomach that night. He never apologized.”