Awful Parking Jobs That Were Given A Justified Dose Of Instant Karma

Ashley - June 9, 2023
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From Your Friendly Neighborhood Spiderman

The people on this list who fight parking injustices are true heroes. Whether they use business cards, chalk, or what appears to be toilet paper in this instance, they are doing a great public service. One friendly neighborhood spiderman spotted a car taking up two spaces and acted quickly to teach the driver a lesson. Using what they could find nearby (which seems to be toilet paper and a pen) they crafted this beautiful note, reminding the driver that their car can safely fit into one spot and that they need to stop parking like a jerk for the good of humanity. We honestly love the tone of this note and the way it was signed!

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Good Luck Getting Out Of There

When you pull into a large parking lot and see everyone parking in the same way, you should probably follow suit and park like everyone else has. When you decide to go rogue and park like a barbarian, you’re likely to face consequences. This person wanted to be special, so they parked horizontally next to this fence while everyone else parked vertically to create more room. Seeing the problem, two drivers simply considered the car an extension of the fence and parked in front of it to keep up the flow of the parking lot. That driver is probably going to be waiting a very long time to move his car.

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Literally Boxed In

Drivers of tiny cars sometimes feel that no parking rules don’t apply to them. They figure that since their car is so much smaller than everyone else’s, they should be allowed to squeeze into places that have been designated as no parking areas. However, when there’s a rule that you can’t park in a certain space, you should probably follow it. When you don’t follow the rules, there are consequences. One tiny car squeezed into this area where parking was not allowed. When they returned to their car, they found that someone had literally placed a wooden box around it with the words “no parking means no parking” written on the wood. We hope they learned their lesson!

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Don’t Leave Your Windows Down

When you park like a jerk, you should probably have the common sense to roll up your windows and lock your cars. Logically, you should know that you just made yourself a target and that any frustrated fellow drivers may feel the need to take out their irritation on your vehicle. After coming across this car parked like a jerk, a bystander immediately went into action. They placed a note on the windshield to give the driver a “sh*t parking award” and filled the inside of the car with balloons. They also put streamers all over the car and basically created a mess that’s going to take the owner a while to clean up. Play stupid games and win stupid prizes!

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A Beautiful Display

Sometimes it feels as though there isn’t enough beauty in the world. When you display a glaring lack of respect and common sense by parking like a jerk, you’re giving someone the opportunity to turn your car into a beautiful display of what happens to awful parkers in that area. One driver learned this lesson the hard way when they parked like a jerk on this street. Someone came along and doused the car in blue, yellow, and red paint! We can’t imagine how much time and money it would cost to clean this up, but hopefully, it’s enough to prevent the owner from parking like this again!

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Best Parking Job Ever!

Parallel parking is a tough skill to learn, and some people never master it. If you live in a city where you need to park along the curb frequently, then it’s important to learn how to do this properly. We can understand not wanting to hug the curb, but it looks like this person didn’t even try to get close to it! They’re practically half in the road, which creates a serious hazard for other drivers. Thankfully, someone saw this awful parking job and had the perfect response. They placed an award on the driver’s windshield that says, “Best parking job ever!” We bet that guy never parked that far away from the curb again!

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Detailed Parking Instructions

When most people come across a vehicle parked obnoxiously, they assume the person did it on purpose because they felt a sense of entitlement or a lack of respect for others. However, there’s another possibility. Perhaps the person genuinely doesn’t know how to park! A helpful bystander wrote out detailed instructions for the correct way to park and placed it on the windshield of a car parked awfully. Along with the very helpful parking instructions, they also left a bit of extra instruction at the end about how to shower properly. Perhaps the car smelled like body odor. Either way, we hope the driver took this advice!

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Free Condom For Bad Parkers

We’ve seen a lot of people parked like jerks and a lot of beautiful responses to these awful parking jobs, but this has to be one of the best! After coming across a parking job so terrible that the person couldn’t let it go, one citizen sought justice in an unusual way. They left a note on the person’s car to let them know they parked like a jerk. However, the note took things a step further by saying, “Please don’t reproduce.” As if that weren’t hilarious enough, our thoughtful hero also left a condom taped to the note. We need more sarcastic humor like this in the world!

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This Is What Happens When You Park Like A Tool

When someone parks like a tool, they’re often being very thoughtless. They aren’t thinking of the people they might be inconveniencing or the hazard they may be creating with their vehicle. This kind of blind thoughtlessness can’t be tolerated! Instead of simply telling this person they parked like a jerk, the writer of this note walked the person through exactly what happens when they park like a tool. Not only does it make people angry, but it makes them write notes, which leads them to question their grammar as their thoughts spiral out of control. Don’t park like a jerk and make people question their grammar!

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A Forceful Display

You should really consider the consequences before you brazenly decide to take up two parking spaces like this person did. They have a pretty small and lightweight car, which makes the fact that they chose to take up two parking spots even more infuriating. Rather than leave a note or tell the driver about their awful parking spot in a simpler way, someone decided the best thing to do would be to simply tip the car into a single parking space. It probably wasn’t that difficult, and the end result is the car safely inside two lines, as it should be. Hopefully, the owner is strong enough to flip it back onto its wheels!

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Please Let That Be Chocolate Sauce

This is another classic example of someone not even trying to park properly. The local hero who decided to take this person in hand clearly didn’t have any of the usual tools on hand. With no paper, pens, chalk, or helpful business cards to leave behind, they had to think fast. A brown liquid was used to write the word “idiot” on the hood of the nefarious parker’s car. We’re hoping for the car owner’s sake that the liquid is just chocolate sauce, but regardless of what it is, it’s going to be a nasty mess for the owner to clean up!

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Trapped By Shopping Carts

People often use shopping carts to block in cars that are parked terribly, but this is next level. First off, how did the person manage to get these shopping carts to connect in a perfect circle? They clearly used some type of rope to tie and hold them together, which is a pretty impressive feat. When the owner gets back to his vehicle, he’s in for quite a surprise! He’s probably going to have to track down an employee and ask for help getting to his vehicle. Hopefully, the shame makes him think twice before parking like such a massive jerk again!

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You’re Going To Need Scissors

We’re going to wrap things up with a hilarious display of revenge that anyone can easily recreate. When you come across someone parked like a jerk in your local shopping mall’s parking lot, you only need two things to get your revenge. Grab a shopping cart and zip tie from one of the nearby stores. Zip-tie the shopping cart to the driver door handle, snap a photo, and walk away with a smile on your face! The owner of this vehicle will need to run back to the store and grab a pair of scissors to get themselves out of this situation.

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