Awful Parking Jobs That Were Given A Justified Dose Of Instant Karma

Ashley - June 9, 2023
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Best Parking Job Ever!

Parallel parking is a tough skill to learn, and some people never master it. If you live in a city where you need to park along the curb frequently, then it’s important to learn how to do this properly. We can understand not wanting to hug the curb, but it looks like this person didn’t even try to get close to it! They’re practically half in the road, which creates a serious hazard for other drivers. Thankfully, someone saw this awful parking job and had the perfect response. They placed an award on the driver’s windshield that says, “Best parking job ever!” We bet that guy never parked that far away from the curb again!

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Detailed Parking Instructions

When most people come across a vehicle parked obnoxiously, they assume the person did it on purpose because they felt a sense of entitlement or a lack of respect for others. However, there’s another possibility. Perhaps the person genuinely doesn’t know how to park! A helpful bystander wrote out detailed instructions for the correct way to park and placed it on the windshield of a car parked awfully. Along with the very helpful parking instructions, they also left a bit of extra instruction at the end about how to shower properly. Perhaps the car smelled like body odor. Either way, we hope the driver took this advice!

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Free Condom For Bad Parkers

We’ve seen a lot of people parked like jerks and a lot of beautiful responses to these awful parking jobs, but this has to be one of the best! After coming across a parking job so terrible that the person couldn’t let it go, one citizen sought justice in an unusual way. They left a note on the person’s car to let them know they parked like a jerk. However, the note took things a step further by saying, “Please don’t reproduce.” As if that weren’t hilarious enough, our thoughtful hero also left a condom taped to the note. We need more sarcastic humor like this in the world!

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This Is What Happens When You Park Like A Tool

When someone parks like a tool, they’re often being very thoughtless. They aren’t thinking of the people they might be inconveniencing or the hazard they may be creating with their vehicle. This kind of blind thoughtlessness can’t be tolerated! Instead of simply telling this person they parked like a jerk, the writer of this note walked the person through exactly what happens when they park like a tool. Not only does it make people angry, but it makes them write notes, which leads them to question their grammar as their thoughts spiral out of control. Don’t park like a jerk and make people question their grammar!

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A Forceful Display

You should really consider the consequences before you brazenly decide to take up two parking spaces like this person did. They have a pretty small and lightweight car, which makes the fact that they chose to take up two parking spots even more infuriating. Rather than leave a note or tell the driver about their awful parking spot in a simpler way, someone decided the best thing to do would be to simply tip the car into a single parking space. It probably wasn’t that difficult, and the end result is the car safely inside two lines, as it should be. Hopefully, the owner is strong enough to flip it back onto its wheels!

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Please Let That Be Chocolate Sauce

This is another classic example of someone not even trying to park properly. The local hero who decided to take this person in hand clearly didn’t have any of the usual tools on hand. With no paper, pens, chalk, or helpful business cards to leave behind, they had to think fast. A brown liquid was used to write the word “idiot” on the hood of the nefarious parker’s car. We’re hoping for the car owner’s sake that the liquid is just chocolate sauce, but regardless of what it is, it’s going to be a nasty mess for the owner to clean up!

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Trapped By Shopping Carts

People often use shopping carts to block in cars that are parked terribly, but this is next level. First off, how did the person manage to get these shopping carts to connect in a perfect circle? They clearly used some type of rope to tie and hold them together, which is a pretty impressive feat. When the owner gets back to his vehicle, he’s in for quite a surprise! He’s probably going to have to track down an employee and ask for help getting to his vehicle. Hopefully, the shame makes him think twice before parking like such a massive jerk again!

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You’re Going To Need Scissors

We’re going to wrap things up with a hilarious display of revenge that anyone can easily recreate. When you come across someone parked like a jerk in your local shopping mall’s parking lot, you only need two things to get your revenge. Grab a shopping cart and zip tie from one of the nearby stores. Zip-tie the shopping cart to the driver door handle, snap a photo, and walk away with a smile on your face! The owner of this vehicle will need to run back to the store and grab a pair of scissors to get themselves out of this situation.

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