There are so, so many things happening here beside the obvious. Let’s start by addressing the elephant in the room: the atrociously tiled elevated bathroom. Bathrooms are all about privacy, but using this one will make you feel like royalty. At least two feet off the ground, the toilet is raised higher than the pedestal sink that sits immediately next to it instead of, say, literally anywhere else in the huge space. Is this room actually a bathroom? Other fixtures make that unclear, such as the air conditioner, woven rug, and stairs leading into another room. And don’t even get us started on the statue to your left.
This four-story home with terrace (or porch?) included brings one word to mind: pretentious. Either the architect who drew up this design was pressured by rich idiots or had absolutely no chill. This really looks like three or four houses crushed into one, with different stylistic choices combined to create a mess. With a stone base, lighthouse-esque front facing design, side balcony, stairwell (maybe) and, to literally top it off, a porch held up by stilts, there’s no way this house wasn’t going to look moronic. Just think of how terrifying that porch is after a few beers. But hey, you can easily spy on the neighborhood from way up there.
Let’s take things down to a smaller scale with this sink. Whoever designed this kitchen was either indecisive or really, really hates having to soak and clean their dishes in one basin. Technically this isn’t actually a bad design. You can clearly swing the faucet from one basin to the other. But is it realistic? After all, each sink is so small – that wine glass would easily take up most of the space in one. And what do you really need two sinks for, anyway? Add to the fact that this was all designed at a literal angle – the corner of the counter, where you should never put a sink in the first place. The architect was probably hoping this would be the “next big thing” in kitchen design, but it’s more of an eyesore.
The Ray and Maria Stata Center in Cambridge, MA was designed by Frank Gehry for the Massachusetts Institute of Technology. Yes, the same Frank Gehry who showed up earlier on our list with his Walt Disney Concert Hall. The State Center was built in 2004, years after Gehry made that first blinding mistake in LA. But critics were quick to point out design flaws – and not just other architects, but everyday attendees at MIT who walked the leaky, cracking and moldy hallways. Lawsuits were brought against Gehry and the construction company for “deficient design services and drawings.” The Stata Center was dangerous in an impressive number of ways. Those utilizing the building had to deal with not only mold and regular water leaks, but falling ice and debris as well. Gehry brushed the criticism off by explaining that “these things are complicated.”
The architect of this home has clearly never seen a fireplace before. For whatever reason, this fireplace was built noticeably off-center. It seems like they thought shifting the mantle over might make the design flaw less noticeable, but it only draws our attention to the weird use of space on either side of the chimney. Because what is going on with that TV squashed into the corner? Is that really supposed to be a working desk under it? And on the right side of the fireplace, it’s impossible to tell what the function of that built-in is. The upper part appears to be a shelf, but it ends abruptly and has angled sections tilting backwards. This design will make your eyes cross if you look at it too long.
If you’ve been in the market for a house, you’re probably familiar with the term “dormer.” A dormer on a house is usually a second floor space with sloping walls and windows installed strategically due to all the angles. While it’s not uncommon for houses to have angled second stories due to sloped roofs, something more is going on here. Luckily whoever painted the space did so in a way that makes all of the mistake obvious! Most immediately, the door is in such an odd spot and actually had to be cut at an angle to fit the frame. That was an intentional move, because the interior wall (also at an angle) could have easily been shifted over a few more feet to accommodate a normal-sized door. But no, they needed to make room for the awkward little steps, platform, ladder and loft area?
Kitchens can be tricky spaces to design because each homeowner has their own preferences. Whether they prefer cabinet or counter space, an open floor plan or galley-style, it can be a tough call on what will best sell a home. But this architect went completely off the map when designing this particular floor. It’s not quite open, but close to it? The dark cabinets and dark wood flooring are actually beautiful, but ruined by the standalone refrigerator just sitting out in the middle of nowhere. To make things more awkward, it was a very intentional decision that involved making a frame for the appliance as well. A permanent frame. As you can see in the first photo, the fridge is at such an awkward angle that it ruins those beautiful floors. It’s a safe bet that no buyers would be thrilled with this design.
Let’s circle back to the issue of unrealistic handicap ramps once more. Here’s a prime example of a ramp that is technically useable, but also a nightmare for anyone with a wheelchair or other mobility issue. Just think of the amount of lumber that went into building this thing. It’s unclear how old this building is, but the architect should have considered a simple wheelchair lift, at this point. The finished product for this handicap ramp looks like a game of marble run.
Okay, schools can be tricky to build. There are just so many features to take into consideration – gyms, a lunch room, specialized classrooms. Add to that the fact that many schools like to separate out the freshmen from the sophomores, etc., and designing a middle or high school will give you a headache right from the start. But the kids should come first, right? So why decided to put this support column directly in front of a row of lockers, making a few of them inaccessible? Are those lockers purely aesthetic, or are students expected to make the most of what they got? Coming in to this locker on your first day would definitely be an omen.
One of the hardest parts about being an architect is planning for the uncontrollable – which is often nature. Nature can ruin the best laid plans in many ways, but in this case, it looks like nature got there first. So why bother building a garage directly behind this (at the very least) decades old tree? Maybe they thought it would add property value anyway, as an additional storage space – even if the homeowner can’t park a car there. Hopefully this garage is located somewhere sunny, where a structure for protecting your vehicles from the elements – right outside your door – is not necessary.
Roof access is an important part of any residential or commercial building. But it shouldn’t be set up like a James Bond-style architectural design. In this situation, we can’t tell how much space there was on the roof, but probably enough to face this access door in any other direction. Just imagine trying to have a romantic night on the roof with your significant other, sneaking up with no one noticing, opening the hatch and… stepping out to plummet over the edge. It’s surprising this even passed zoning regulations and safety checks.
This looks like it might be a seaside resort town, and we all know resorts go above and beyond to look classy. Usually at a very cheap cost. Whoever designed this building (a restaurant or bar?) obviously had function in mind, as their roof centerpiece is an exhaust fan. Impressively, it’s not immediately noticeable as an eyesore, and almost blends in with the tiered vibe going on. We have to give them props, as other fails on this list have been completely unfunctional. This is just unattractive.
For architects, certain clients are walking disasters. This house is probably a result of a few oddly chosen stylistic choices that the client didn’t realize wouldn’t work well together. It has a modern, contemporary look that is completely thrown off by the double support pillar – just one – holding up the overhang outside of the entrance. We’d like to think it was just a funny temporary fix until the real support system was installed, but the highly permanent stone base says otherwise. Fingers crossed that those aren’t actually three side-by-side sun lights on the roof!
What exactly was this architect going for when they created this Vision building? According to their website, it’s styled after videogames. But the oddly angled and colored windows, with the off-kilter form of the building itself, make us think they haven’t played any videogames since Pacman came out. Angles can be an architect’s best friend or they can totally confuse the eye, which is exactly what’s happening in this situation. They’re definitely showing their age in this design and should pick up a more modern controller.
Fallingwater, a design of the famous American architect Frank Lloyd Wright, gained notoriety for its beauty and Japanese influence. The home was beautifully integrated into the surrounding Pennsylvania forest with a very nearby water source. But soon after it also started gaining an awful lot of complaints from occupants. While hanging over a woodland waterfall is picturesque, it’s also a perfect recipe for disaster. Constant humidity and moisture created a mold-heavy environment and the living space became unlivable. As if that wasn’t enough, the structural components of this home also began to fail and the section overhanging the water started drooping downwards. It’s been fixed up since, but the ideal was already tainted.
When Dr. Edith Farnsworth commissioned this home from famous architect Ludwig Mies van der Rohe, she probably thought the initial design was stunning. And in theory, it was and is. The home is beautiful with floor-to-ceiling glass walls and clean, solid lines. With a white interior and park-like surroundings, it’s hard to find a flaw. At least, until Mother Nature showed up. Dr. Farnsworth quickly realized that a nearby stream would regularly flood the home and an army of insects were attracted to it every single night, due to the glass walls making it the only light source in the area. It was also poorly ventilated and started to rust in some areas, bad enough that Farnsworth sued the architect. Today the home is a museum and has been restored meet the daily needs of the staff and realistic functions.