Money Can’t Buy Taste: The Ugliest Celebrity Homes of All Time

Trista - October 17, 2022
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Lil Wayne’s Miami Mansion

Lil Wayne is a famous American rapper and Grammy winner. The home sits on half an acre and is located on the small 35-acre Allison Island and was built in 2017. The home has 110 feet of water frontage on Biscayne Bay and a three-car garage. The house is over 10,600 square feet and has seven bedrooms and nine bathrooms. The entry is done in mahogany and leads into a great room with 22-foot ceilings and windows that reach just as high.

The central kitchen and the chef’s kitchen have separate living quarters. The home has two family rooms, a movie theater, and a primary suite fit for royalty with separate bathrooms, a walk-in closet, a lounge area, and a terrace. The backyard has a pool, an al fresco dining area, and a cabana. A shark lagoon surrounds the glass elevator to the main suite and a rooftop skatepark.

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Nicolas Cage and His Haunted House

Nicolas Cage is an American actor. He likes disturbing and horrifying artifacts. This actor once owned one of the most haunted homes in America. He owned the New Orleans house of Madame Delphine LaLaurie and her husband, Dr. Louis LaLaurie. Architecturally speaking, the house is incredible. However, few people wish to own it because of the sordid history attached to it. The house was constructed in 1832 and was, at the time, one of the most awe-inspiring homes in the French Quarter.

The story of Madame LaLaurie is that she was cruel and abhorrent to the people the enslaved. In April of 1834, a fire broke out in the mansion, and firefighters discovered seven mutilated enslaved people after the fire. After The New Orleans Bee, the French-language newspaper broke the story, over 4,000 people gathered at the Cabildo, the city hall, the mansion was pillaged, and the remaining house was destroyed. The LaLauries escaped to France, but it is rumored that upon Madame LaLaurie’s death, she was brought back to New Orleans and buried in the St. Louis Cemetery.

Lady Gaga’s Laurel Canyon Complex

Lady Gaga, an American singer, songwriter, and actress, is notably known for her outrageous fashion choices and singing. Gaga purchased Frank Zappa’s former house in Los Angeles’ Laurel Canyon. The house is a Tudor-style home built in 1939 on half an acre with 7,000 square feet of living space. There are also two guest houses on the property and an apartment for staff. Gaga plans to use Zappa’s recording studio, dubbed the Utility Muffin Research Kitchen, for an album.

The house has several small reading nooks throughout the house. Outside there is a pool and a rooftop tennis court. The house is different because porthole windows and salvaged submarine doors are set into the home’s exterior. There is a dragon mural in the dining room, a library, and a massage room, and the main suite has a vaulted ceiling.

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Diane Keaton’s Dim Dwelling

Diane Keaton is an Oscar-winning American actress and director. She purchased this adobe estate in the Barrio Viejo neighborhood of Tucson, Arizona, in 2018 from the previous owners’ writer, Kathe Lison, and her husband, Chris Cokinos. This celeb house house is very unassuming and somewhat commercial looking, and you would not think a critically acclaimed actress would call this home.

The house was built in the 1880s, sits on 1/3 of an acre, and spans 4,572 square feet with four bedrooms, 3.5 bathrooms, and a separate guesthouse with an additional four bedrooms. The house has charming sitting rooms, a library, and décor influenced by the desert encircling it. Inside, the house has exposed mud plaster or adobe walls and wide-plank flooring, walls textured with brick, straw, and mud, and exposed beams on the ceiling. Outside there is also a swimming pool Keaton added during the renovation.

Rhianna’s Hollywood Hills Home Is ‘The Fortress’

Rhianna is a Grammy-winning pop diva singing sensation from Barbados known worldwide. Rhianna is renting the $7 million house, The Fortress, for $60,000 a month! The foundation of the Fortress is comprised of steel and concrete, alluding to its name. The home is on Sunset Plaza Drive in Hollywood Hills, Los Angeles. Sitting on half an acre, the 10,000-square-foot home has soaring 40-foot ceilings in the foyer. There is a billiard room with a D.J. booth and professional light and sound system.

The home has eight bedrooms and 12 bathrooms, a gourmet kitchen, a sauna, a screening room, and a 2-bed guest house. In addition to the lap pool and 12-person jacuzzi outside, there is a serenity garden and koi pond. The luxury touches, high-end furnishings, and lush garden cannot take away from the cold concrete interior that resembles a prison. The whole home has a very industrial feel to it.

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Mr. Chow’s Museum-Like Mansion

Mr. Chow is the famed founder of the Mr. Chow chain of Chinese restaurants. The mega mansion is located on Mapleton Drive in the Holmby Hills neighborhood of Los Angeles. It is 30,000 square feet and looks like a museum on the inside. The mansion is like a museum because it was constructed to house Mr. Chow’s art collection and was fashioned after the Reina Sofia Museum in Madrid, Spain.

The home contains nine bedrooms, ten bathrooms, hand-carved wood doors in the chef’s kiss kitchen, a library with wood slabs lining the walls, 400-year-old Moorish columns, 16th & 17th century Florentine carved ceilings, and a rooftop terrace. The standalone 3-story guest house also has a rooftop terrace, a massive 40-seat screening room, a billiards/ piano room, and an outdoor swimming pool. The outside of the house looks warm and inviting. However, the inside looks cold and sterile, apart from the library pictured above, which does not portray warmth either.

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Gwen Stefani’s Beverly Hills Mansion

Gwen Stefani is an American singer-songwriter, fashion designer, and actress. Her mansion is just as unique on the inside as she is. Stefani purchased the home in 2006 with her then-husband, Gavin Rossdale. The two-house property sits on two acres of land. The total living space is 15,018 square feet. The driveway is gated and 250 feet long and leads to the main house.

The main house has seven bedrooms, ten bathrooms, and large living spaces, and some rooms are decorated with abnormal patterns of stone and marble. The primary suite has two separate bathrooms and dressing areas. The second structure on the property holds a 1,500 square feet gym, a massage area, and a sauna. Outside is an infinity pool, a lighted tennis court, a bar, a playground, and a chicken coop. The kitchen is pictured above, remodeled in black and white stripes. The black and white stripes also progress into the dining room.

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Tim Burton’s London Home

Tim burton is a famous American filmmaker and artist who made films like Beetlejuice, Nightmare Before Christmas, and Dark Shadows. The house was named Eglon House, located in the gated community of Primrose Hill in London. The property consists of two interconnected buildings that sit opposite one another, separated by a private courtyard, giving 13,154 square feet of living space. The buildings have an elevator, an underground level, and staircases connecting the house’s east and west wings.

The house has five bedrooms, an indoor swimming pool, sauna and steam room, high ceilings, floor-to-ceiling windows comprised of glass blocks, a movie theater, and a central courtyard. The ceilings throughout the house are very industrial, with exposed conduit, heating and air conditioning ducts, and metal pipes holding light fixtures in place. Originally the house was used as horse stables for people occupying the high-caliber houses surrounding it.

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Donald Trump’s New York Penthouse

Donald Trump is an American politician, media personality, and businessman that served as the 45th president of the United States. Trump’s penthouse mansion is in Trump Tower on 5th Avenue in Manhattan, New York. From looking at the above picture, his decorating style is garish. The Trump’s penthouse occupies the top three floors of the tower.

The apartment is decorated in marble and 24K gold and was designed by Angelo Donghia in the Louis XIV style. The ceilings are painted with scenes from Greek myths. In the breakfast room, cups are gold-rimmed and sit on a gold platter. The sitting room has a fountain and $15,000 coffee table books. The furniture and décor are placed symmetrically in the room. Forbes staff writer Chase Peterson-Whithorn uncovered that the apartment is only 10,996 square feet of living space, not the 33,000 Trump had claimed.

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Paris Hilton’s Doggie Palace

Paris Hilton is the heiress of Conrad Hilton, the founder of the Hilton Hotels chain. She is a world-renown model, entrepreneur, singer, actor, producer, T.V. personality, and socialite. Her house is in the gated Mulholland Estates in Sherman Oaks and sits on a half-acre parcel of land. The house has 7,500 square feet of living space, five bedrooms, six bathrooms, and a pool outdoors. However, her house is not as impressive as the one she had built for her dogs!

The 2-story doggie mansion is 300 square feet, has air conditioning, has heat, and includes designer furniture and a chandelier. It is done in an Italian style that Faye Resnick decorated with a tile roof, wrought iron railings, and an upper balcony. Inside is painted pink with leather couches and day beds, black crown molding, and a human-sized entry door. The cost? Only $325,000!


Christina Aguilera’s Interesting Style

Christina Aguilera is a pop princess getting her start as a Mouseketeer when she was young. She purchased this house from the Osbornes after their reality T.V. series ended. The house is in Beverly Hills, a Mediterranean-style mansion decorated with a mix of Gothic, burlesque, and contemporary styles. It has six bedrooms and nine bathrooms, a game room, a movie room, a salon area, massive walk-in closets, and a room dedicated to wrapping gifts.

Outside is the pool, water slide, and grotto. There is a guest house that has a recording studio. In the foyer, there is a lipstick red chandelier, most of the house is in different shades of pink, and black accents are everywhere. Everything in the house is gaudy, ornate bathrooms containing chandeliers and cheetah carpeting in her massive closet/ dressing room. The game room even has a chandelier. The outside hue of the house even resembles pink.


Michael Jordan’s Chicago Mansion

Famous Chicago Bulls Basketball player #23, Michael Jordan, was part of one of the best basketball teams. The house is in Highland Park, Illinois, and sits on seven vast acres to hold 56,000 square feet of living space. There are nine bedrooms and 19 bathrooms. The entrance gates have the #23 attached to them, so you know who owns this house. The house was built to Jordan’s specific tastes.

Outside is a tennis court, an infinity pool with a grass island in the center, a massive patio, and a putting green. He has a set of doors in his house from the original playboy mansion in Chicago that opens into his game room. At the heart of the home is not the kitchen or family room but a full basketball court with Jordan’s name on each end and his logo at the center. He has been trying to sell this house for ten years.

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Richard Franklin’s House of Sin

The House of Sin is more famous than its owner, Richard Franklin. Franklin is a photographer who photographed over 600 models and many celebrities in his abode. It is on Sunset Plaza Drive in the Hollywood Hills, a short ride to the famous Sunset Strip in Los Angeles. He rented out the house to many celebrities including Fabio, Russell Simmons, and Sean “Diddy” Combs. This 8-story house has four bedrooms, six bathrooms, and 7,500 square feet of living space.

The house is not owned by a famous star but has been host to many stars. The house contains a 2-story nightclub, a game room with casino tables, a media room, a rooftop deck, a grotto with mannequin bodies melded into the wall and ceiling surfaces with the jacuzzi and waterfall, and a home gym. Views from the house are stunning, but it does not rectify the interior space.

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Kim Kardashian Has a Bel Air Mansion Filled With Air

Kim Kardashian is an American social media personality, socialite, and businesswoman, and has her own clothing and beauty lines. This Bel Air Mansion is 9,000 square feet of living space in a 3/4 -acre gated property with a two-story living room, five bedrooms, seven bathrooms, a library, elevator, massage room, gourmet kitchen, a spa tub, and a pergola. The home’s interior is astonishingly severe, with all-white stone floors, walls, ceiling, trim, and doors.

A chef’s kitchen has an elongated island, all-white cabinets, stainless steel appliances, and open shelving like a restaurant. Kim and Kanye were the house’s designers and were involved in all details. They wanted neutral colors and minimal furniture that was also light neutral colors. Minimalist style does not mean being colorless. The term minimalist is a complete contradiction to the size of the house and their lives. They have three small children, and nothing states one child, let alone three children exist there. It is like they live in a museum.

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Mark Persson’s Beverly Hills House

Mark Persson is the creator of the popular game Minecraft. The home is in the posh Trousdale Estates neighborhood. The total living space is 23 000 square feet, including eight bedrooms and 15 bathrooms. A 54-foot curved glass door opens out onto an infinity pool with fountains. There is a separate vodka and tequila bar in the downstairs lounge area.

There is also an elevator display for his luxury car collection, high-end recliners, and H.D. screens that display the view from upstairs, and there is a candy wall with M&M statues looking over it at the bottom of the stairs. A private screening room has tiered seating and a stocked wine cellar. The kitchen is very white and dark, with nothing in between. The master closets are horrid, and the other walk-in closet is a lighter wood finish but is just as awful.


Mukesh Ambani’s Antilia

Mukesh Ambani is the wealthiest man in India and the sixth richest man globally. Antilia is a 27-story, $2 Billion house for six people in downtown South Mumbai. The skyscraper sits on 48,000 square feet of land, is 550 ft tall, and has over 400,000 square feet of living space. All six lower floors are dedicated to parking and can hold 168 cars. Then the lobby is above the parking and has nine high-speed elevators.

The skyscraper has a helipad on its roof with its own air traffic control facility. There are multiple swimming pools, a theater, a spa, a yoga studio, and four floors of hanging gardens for its eco-friendly status. The most disturbing part of this house is that it is in the most poverty-laden area of India, where more than half of its residents live on $2 per day. Antilia looms over an overcrowded slum.