
34. We They Sing Happy Birthday, Smile Like You Mean It
We imagine this is the dream cake for the elderly who had accidentally dropped their teeth in the trash bin and dentists who had a great sense of humor while their staff rolled their eyes. It does look neat, and it’s hilarious, mainly because it’s on what looks like a tray. It would have been better if it could open and close like one of those gag toys you’ll see on sale at gas stations. Let us hope it’s a minty toothpaste flavor for that refreshing after-taste that will last you all day.