16. Creepy Pickle Innuendos
This next story from Reddit is by a deleted user. “This happened when I was 16. I worked at a grocery store. On my first day on the job this girl handed me a note. She told me not to read it until she was gone. I open the note and it says things like: ‘I love you, I want to be with you, we need to have children together even though we’re both only teenagers’. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on this chick. So the next day at work she asks sheepishly if I’ve read her note. I said yes but I wasn’t really looking for a relationship at the time. Her face lost all expression for a second. Then she smiled and said something to the effect of ‘No worries, I thought I’d try’ and we continued working.
“That night, when I left work there were about 50 notes taped to my Jeep. LONG notes too! I have no clue how she wrote this much in a day. The notes said things like ‘I hate you you’re a fucking asshole I hope you die’ and other notes said things like ‘I’m sorry for writing that note that called you an asshole. I really like you and want to be with you <3 <3 <3’ She would then try luring me with innuendos. When she was on her lunch break she would do things like buy these huge dill pickles that we sold (making sure to come through my line) and say things like ‘Do you think this pickle is for lunch or personal pleasure?’ gag. Eventually, after a few months she lost interest in me and started chasing a new guy.”