24. Creepy Face Licking in Public
This creepy story from Reddit user dirtypeter is about a mentally deranged woman who wanted to turn his face into art. “I was having lunch with a couple of friends when a woman my mother’s age sat down next to me at our table and started rambling about how beautiful she thought my face was. I was weirded out, but flattered, until she asked me if she could touch my face. She claimed to be a sculptor. Said it would help her recreating my face for an art piece she was doing. I told her no, but she proceeded to grope my face anyway.
“My friends [burst] out in hysterical laughter as I was trying to get her off of me. Suddenly she started to violently lick my nose and trying to tongue f*ck me in my nostrils. This is when a waiter pulled her off me and dragged her out of the restaurant. She waited for me outside in her car, took a picture of me when I left the restaurant over an hour later, and quickly drove off.”