23. Unwelcome Sniffing is Never a Good Idea
The next story comes from a user called conquer69. “As you can imagine, the subway was used by everyone and it’s always packed. Like a permanent peak hour. I’m tall and skinny so I don’t take much space and always manage to get in. So the train arrives, I get in. A girl ends up between me and the [door]. I always take care not to rub other people but it was very packed. And I was wearing a shirt with rolled up sleeves and a nice cologne. The girl said it smelled good on me before.
“So the girl was facing forward with me behind her with my extended arm next to her. Then she puts her face next to my forearm but I think nothing of it since there was no free space to move around. This is where things get weird. The girl turns her head towards my arm and starts vigorously sniffing my forearm. Like she is tasting my skin and the cologne through her nostrils. I freak out a little but say nothing, after all, there is nowhere I can go and it would just make things weirder. So I get off the train in the next station while wiping her nasal mucus off my arm and wondering wtf just happened. TL;DR Crazy woman sniffs imaginary lines of coke from my forearm on the subway.”